The Empire of New Mapalia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.781 billion New Mapalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The New Mapalian economy, worth 191 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,531 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Mapalia's national animal is the Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

New Mapalia is ranked 130,670^th in the world and 4,739^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 3.78 billion capita.